800-Pound Gorilla
A snarling kaiju ape rises out of pink flames, fangs out, ready to flatten the block.
$26.99 / sizes S to 3XL
Shirt color: pick one
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Who this is for
For the kind of person who roots for the monster, keeps a stack of B-movie VHS tapes, and walks into the room like the room should know.
The details
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight garment-dyed cotton tee that softens with every wash and doesn't lose its shape. Printed to order in the US and shipped in about a week. Original artwork, designed in-house in Atlanta. You won't find it anywhere else.
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