Okay, I'm Here
Raccoon shows up to the night shift with a coffee in one paw and a stick held aloft like a sword. Ready, sort of.
$26.99 / sizes S to 3XL
Shirt color: pick one
Checkout happens on Etsy for now. Same shirt, same art, buyer protection included.
Who this is for
For the kind of person who answers every group text with "omw" after they're already late, and treats showing up at all as the win.
The details
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight garment-dyed cotton tee that softens with every wash and doesn't lose its shape. Printed to order in the US and shipped in about a week. Original artwork, designed in-house in Atlanta. You won't find it anywhere else.
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